A Safe Way To Get Hitched

Calm down, Playboy, we're not talking about THAT kind of hitched, and we're not suggesting a pre-nup (although that would be advisable—your X-Men comics are far too valuable to go unprotected). We're talking about the ingenious invention, the HitchSafe ($49.00). Designed to fit perfectly into the receiver hitch of your vehicle, this is foolproof insurance that you'll never be locked out, out of cash or without…any other items you see fit to stash. A brilliant idea from FJM Security Products, the HitchSafe works with a simple four-digit combination that you create yourself, and at only $70 each, we're sure that Wolverine would concur—it's completely worth the peace of mind.