Camp Chef Outdoor Oven

Campfire, Shmampfire

Imagine this: you’re deep in the midst of the Peruvian rainforest. For days, it’s just been you and your trusty Gerber Bear Grylls Survival Series Parange, hacking through the brush and keeping the jaguars, swamp crocodiles and three-toed sloths at bay. Your only sustenance: some leftover beef jerky and whatever you can kill. Now, we ask you: wouldn’t some nice blueberry muffins really hit the spot right about now? Well, if you remembered to pack your Camp Chef Outdoor Oven ($190), your blueberry wish can come true. Powered by propane, this badboy features over 14,000 total BTU’s, with 2 stove burners and a fully functional oven that hits 400 degrees. At only 35 lbs, its folding lid and carrying handles make it the perfect companion for your next foray into the forest. Just be sure to keep your machete handy—the smell of freshly baked goods MAY or may not attract a wild animal or two. But we’d say one bite of hot, muffin-y goodness would make any impending mauling totally worth it.