Hero: Gary & Wyatt

Gary & Wyatt from Weird Science

The Dorky Heroes

They created a woman. And not just any woman–Kelly LeBrock (Weird Science). That’s reason enough to be deemed heroes right there. Dare we even go on? We dare. Gary and Wyatt not only went from geeks to Gods in a single weekend flat, they took down massive amounts of Brown Dog Bourbon, snagged some hot chicks away from the school’s top popular douche knuckles, got Wyatt’s older brother, Chet, temporarily turned into a jabba-the-hut doppleganger, AND managed to clean and destroy all evidence of a raging party before Wyatt’s parents got home.
Hmmmmm, actually, now that we think about it, that other stuff doesn’t really matter all that much. Their hero status is still based solely on the Kelly LeBrok thing. Carry on.