Eyn iPhone Storage Case

Eyn iPhone Storage Case

iWallet

After spending some time at various clandestine service agencies, you grew accustomed to just scanning your iris to identify yourself. And while that would be super convenient at your local pub, the technology has yet to be made available to the public. Until then you’ll need to carry around your driver’s license and credit cards on your person (how prosaic!). To make life easier when you’re on the outside you can hold your valuable assets in the Eyn iPhone Storage Case ($40.00). The all-in-one protective phone case features a hinged back that clicks shut to secure your cash, credit card, and ID in one place. It comes with a built-in mirror and doubles as a kickstand to help prop your iPhone up as you watch movies and/or FaceTime with friends and family. That is, if you have any friends and family left that know you’re alive. That whole staging your own death to escape your enemy captors could’ve left you with only a few contacts. But at least the wallet portion of the case is full.

Rugby Skull Cardholder Wallet

Rugby Skull Cardholder Wallet

Rugby Skull Cardholder Wallet

The Art Of Intimidation

Between your handsome mug and Jon Hamm smile, it’s easy for people to let their guard down around you. Like that time OJ started confessing to you over a bottle of Ron de Jeremy Rum. In situations like these you could use a little more edge to keep people at bay. Next time someone starts spilling their guts about a double homicide, pull out the Rugby Skull Cardholder Wallet ($35.00) and shut it down. The pocket-friendly card case, designed in supple calfskin, features a skull and cross bones motif that will surprise your interloper and make them second guess their over sharing. While you may be a pretty boy on the outside, we pity the schmuck who crosses your dark side.