Posts Tagged ‘tools’

MagnoGrip Magnetic Wristband

MagnoGrip Magnetic Wristband

MagnoGrip Magnetic Wristband

Magnetic Attraction

After your stint volunteering with Habitat for Humanity you came to realize that rough hands and a farmer’s tan can be a real turn-on for the females. Which is why you continue to dabble in tradesman’s work now and then. Next time you’re taking on a project add the MagnoGrip Magnetic Wristband ($12.00) to your toolbox. Crafted from durable ballistic polyester and embedded with strategically placed magnets, MagnoGrip’s magnetic wristband keeps screws, nails, drill bits, and small tools on your wrist while you work. If you want to take it even further you could wear it along with your tool belt to your Mood Rocking Bed. In addition to the sexy role-play it might work nicely to keep a ring or a pair of earrings out of harm’s way.

The Annihilator Tool

The Annihilator Tool

The Annihilator Tool

Stop….Hammer Time!!!

Considering all the time you spend building things–your reputation, a financial empire, a Starburst rendition of The Thinker, it’s no wonder you sometimes find it fun to destroy things once in a while. And although punching through a wall CAN be exhilarating, it’s hard on the knuckles. So why not give the Annihilator ($40.00) a try? The 18” utility wrecking bar lives up to its name with a demolition hammer, nail puller, and axe. There’s no halfway with this extreme demolition instrument; once it hits your drywall, crown molding, or ex-girlfriend’s love seat they’ll be maimed for life. You’ll find the hammerhead that doubles as a bottle-opener a nice plus after a hard day’s work.

Craftworks Toolbox Garage Refrigerator

Craftworks Toolbox Garage Refrigerator

Craftworks Toolbox Garage Refrigerator

Just Toolin’ Around

Ever since childhood, you’ve dreamed of the finer things in life. Cars that transform into boats. Globes that open up into wet bars. Toolboxes that contain ice cold beverages in the place of greasy wrenches and needle-nose pliers. Well, now you can check one off the bucket list with the Craftworks Toolbox Garage Refrigerator ($330). This cleverly disguised fridge fits in perfectly with the rest of the “workshop” and it’ll keep your food and beer so chilled and delicious that you might actually get some work done on that deck. When asked how’s it’s coming, just let her know you and the boys are workin’ on it.

The Leveler

The Leveler

The Leveler

How’s It Hangin’?

A little to the left. No, a little to the right. Just a touch more, now stand back…If you’ve ever tried hanging without a level, you’ve definitely heard this spiel before, and you definitely have plenty of “just testing” holes in your wall. Instead, get The Leveler ($30.00). Simply push the small pin of the level into your wall, line up the floating bubble, and let the measuring and leveling magic begin. With an expandable ruler (13″ to 24″), horizontal and vertical hanging capabilities, and a place for nail storage, you’ll be sure to nail it every time. (Just like that horrible pun.)

Google Maps Envelope

Google Maps Envelope

Google Maps Envelope

Where Snail Mail Meets Email

First the search engine, then email, maps and Earth. Google continues its path to worldwide domination and ultimate coolness with Google Maps Envelopes ($TBA). Now, after your assistant types up your email (on Gmail, of course) instead of merely clicking “Send,” she can opt for “Send Envelope,” whereby, for a small fee, they’ll print out your letter and send it via U.S. Postal Service in an envelope that depicts the exact route the letter will travel between you and its recipient. If that’s not the coolest thing since Street View, we don’t know what is.