Posts Tagged ‘Television’

ResQme

ResQme

ResQme

A Death-Defying Keychain

Evading the ever-snapping jaws of death is second nature to you. You never enter the Amazonian jungle without your Bear Grylls Survival Series Parang and you never, ever enter into family gatherings without a Drinkman Hip Flask full of Tito’s Homemade Vodka. Add the ResQMe ($10.00) into your repertoire and you’ll be safe and sound while you’re on the road too. This little keychain may look like nothing special, but in an auto accident, it could be just the thing that helps you save yourself. It not only has a sharp razor that can help cut through restraining seat belts, it can also help you punch through a window, so you can pull yourself to safety. Just don’t forget to save your dashboard hula girl. She’s helpless without you.

Mitsubishi 92” 3D Home Cinema TV

Mitsubishi 92” 3D Home Cinema TV

Mitsubishi 92” 3D Home Cinema TV

Watch This

Summer is just around the corner, and that means a few things. Namely that it’s time to stock up on coconut rum, step up your manscaping, and start furnishing your summer house. And what beachfront dwelling would be complete without a few 92″ TV’s? Though that could get costly, you’re in luck, because Mitsubishi now has a particularly fairly-priced Mitsubishi 92″ 3D Home Cinema TV ($6,000) that will still leave ample room in your budget for jet-skis and live poolside entertainment. With rear-projection technology and a resolution of 1080p (perfect for high-def Blurays and DVD’s), this TV will give you great quality at around 6K—oodles cheaper than comparable models like the 85″ LCD Panasonic at $22,000, or a 103″ plasma at over $30,000. Besides, with everything there is to look at by your infinity pool, we doubt you’ll be watching much “Dancing With the Stars.”

Ninja Stealth Throwing Knives

Ninja Stealth Throwing Knives

Ninja Stealth Throwing Knives

Protect Ya Neck

The Master of the Dojo always warned you about running with scissors, but when it comes to Ninja Stealth Throwing Knives ($5.00), it’s pretty much a willy nilly free-for-all. So you’ll want to pick up a set of these beginner’s blades, with their sleek design and looped handles. They’re dull enough so as not to slice through any vital organs, yet sharp enough to let you do some much-needed target practice. It’s time to be master of your own domain.

Supaboy

Supaboy

Supaboy

Pocket Mario

While no one could in good conscience call you a “gamer” (your revolving door of Sports Illustrated swimsuit models would definitely not support that), who doesn’t have a soft spot for Mario and Luigi? No need to purchase a console though, when the boys are available via Supaboy. ($100) This handheld, portable video game system looks like a SNES controller with a slot for the game and a screen embedded directly on it. However, it can connect to the TV and additional controls in the event that Izabel and Genevieve want to play too.

Loewe Invisio Transparent Flat Screen TV

Loewe Invisio Transparent Flat Screen TV

Loewe Invisio Transparent Flat Screen TV

A TV To Complement Your Invisible Jet

Now, when you’re not watching TV, you can watch what’s BEHIND your TV. How’s that, you say? With the Loewe Invisio ($TBA), quite possibly the world’s coolest, clearest television. This new design by Michael Friebe appears to be just a solid piece of glass attached to a modern-looking metal base, but it’s actually a state-of-the-art television that combines conventional LCD and the latest TOLED display technology to produce solid moving pictures that encompass the range of colors in full contrast, from solid black to pristine white. Just be sure not to walk into it after too many invisible cocktails.