A Death-Defying Keychain
Evading the ever-snapping jaws of death is second nature to you. You never enter the Amazonian jungle without your Bear Grylls Survival Series Parang and you never, ever enter into family gatherings without a Drinkman Hip Flask full of Tito’s Homemade Vodka. Add the ResQMe ($10.00) into your repertoire and you’ll be safe and sound while you’re on the road too. This little keychain may look like nothing special, but in an auto accident, it could be just the thing that helps you save yourself. It not only has a sharp razor that can help cut through restraining seat belts, it can also help you punch through a window, so you can pull yourself to safety. Just don’t forget to save your dashboard hula girl. She’s helpless without you.






