Prep Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
A guy like you could survive on nothing but bubble-gum and sweat alone. As self-sufficient as you are, it might be nice to have something to fall back on when the whole neighborhood looks to you in a crisis. The Eton Red Cross Safety Hub ($50) comes with a digital AM/FM radio, flashlight/flashing beacon red light and a USB charger. It features a rechargeable NiMH battery and an aluminum crank with Hand Turbine Technology so you’ll never worry about having fresh batteries on hand. You can keep it stowed with your emergency stash of Big League Chew.