At Your Beck And Call…In The Pool

No, we’re not referring to your harem of bathing beauties, though it is fun to watch them play “Chicken” at your request, all the live long day. In this case, we’re referring to the Remote Control Snack & Drink Pool Float ($55.00), aka the most genius invention ever (sorry, internet). This motorized radio control drink float can hold up to five drinks, plus a bowl of snacks, and can be easily controlled from any poolside perch. Buy two and race your friends across the pool. Last mojito to the diving board is a rotten egg!