Ass Mouth Mouthwash

Ass Mouth Mouthwash

When Gum Just Won’t Cut It

Don’t get us wrong, usually your breath, just like your…other things…just don’t stink. But when you’re coming off an Octoberfest bender (three days and four nights dancing on tables in a beer tent) and catching the overnight train to Prague in the chain-smoking/sleeping car, your breath is bound to smell like ass. Take a swig off the appropriately named “Ass Mouth” Mouthwash to make your mouth minty and fresh again. The 15 oz plastic bottle of blue mouthwash should fit nicely in your lederhosen. Don’t leave for the tent without it.