Be King Of Your Koh Samui Castle
Wake up and smell the frangjpanis. You know, those delicate, heavenly-smelling flowers scattered all about your private Thai villa. Listen to the surf gently lapping at the beach outside your door, stretch and get ready for another completely customized day in paradise. You’re at the Koh Samui Villa Thailand, inhabited exclusively by you and up to 20 friends, scattered about the property’s 10 individual villas. Your villa (the grandest one, obvi), is 150 sqm with a four-poster bed, living room, kitchen, temperature controlled wine fridge, WiFi, Bose sound system, and oh, lest we not forget the circular jacuzzi. This private luxury hotel allows only large private parties, so you’ll never run across the obnoxious beach chair-hoarders or loudmouths by the pool (unless you brought them along). The staff at Koh Samui Villa, including hosts, three chefs (one European, two Thai), a bartender, 24-hour concierge, butlers, masseuses, housekeepers, chauffeurs and 24 hour security, are completely at your beck and call, and can arrange for anything from Thai and oil massages, yoga and pilates classes, to adventures further afield, like scuba diving, secret island tours, speedboat trips to virgin islands, or even a sunset sail with chilled champagne. Still bored? Take something out for a spin—the hotel has five quads, kayaks, wind surfing equipment, jet skis and watercraft, plus mountain bikes at your disposal, 24/7. You know what’s wrong with this place? Absolutely nothing.