When pretty much everything you do is larger than life, sometimes it feels like you need a pair of 3D glasses to take it all in. The 3D Glasses Shelf($550) from Jellio pays homage to the state-of-the-art technology with an acrylic white shelf with red and blue openings like the 3D glasses of yore. The kitschy wall art, like your Alphabetized Storage System, is the perfect place to display your plethora of accolades and awards. So you might need a few.
As everyone from Paris to Milan would agree—you’re into models. What only your mother knows is that as a child, you were also REALLY into model kits. Have we got the wall art for you. Inspired by the miniature plastic car kits from Revell that you spent hours tinkering with, Jellio Design brings you DRIVE IN($2,500), their newest limited edition wall sculpture. This sheet of life-sized car parts resembles a deconstructed dragster, made of polyurethane resin and finished with an eye-catching metallic silver. It says, “I’m classic, yet modern, yet artsy, yet manly, and did I also mention I’m good with my hands?” all in one striking piece.