Worth Its Weight
Ever since you were forced to stash your gold bars in a vault off shore (that run on gold made for some expensive shipping), you’ve missed being surrounded by shiny things. Bring some bling back into your life with the 400 oz Gold Tablet Bar ($400). The limited edition dock resembles a standard gold bullion bar and is crafted to fit tablets from every major manufacturer (we’re talking the iPad, iPad Mini, Samsung PC 7, Motorola Xoom, HTC Flyer, Samsung Galaxy, B&N Nook, Blackberry Playbook, Kindle Fire, Kindle, and HP Touchpad). Don’t worry about it getting pilfered in transit; each Tablet Bar comes packaged in a handcrafted, custom ink-stamped wooden crate that won’t raise any eyebrows. If somebody does break in, they’re more likely to steal the faux-gold bar than the tablet. Wonder if they make a faux-faux gold bar to serve as a decoy?