Facebook Graph Search

Facebook Graph Search

Social Searching

The thing about empires—evil and otherwise—is that they’re constantly expanding. So, true to form, Facebook’s founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg has just announced the social network’s newest capability, coming to a profile near you: the Facebook Graph Search. We know what you’re thinking: what do I need a graph for? Well, it’s not actually a “graph, graph” as you know it (no x- and y-axis, no pie charts). Instead, it refers to your “social graph,” which, in Facebook terms, means all the connections you’ve made, plus everything you and your friends have liked, done, and posted on the site. When you do a Graph Search, you’re basically searching for hits through all of your connections and friends on Facebook, instead of searching on the web. For example, you can search for something like, “photos of friends in Italy” or “single friends of friends who live in Brooklyn” or even “good Italian restaurants in Miami.” The Facebook Graph Search will then spit out everything that matches your search terms that anyone in your network has posted about and made public to you.

The advantage? Credibility. Instead of searching on Yelp for a stranger’s advice on where to eat, you’re served up a restaurant that your friend has actually checked into. Reaching out to a single friend of a friend who lives in Brooklyn? Now you have a warm intro (assuming your friend will vouch for you), instead of being that random guy on Plenty of Fish. Facebook is clearly going after the capabilities that other sites provide, but again, isn’t that what an empire does? So what does this mean in terms of your privacy? Well, as long as you’ve hidden everything you don’t want to be associated with (I Heart Pugs Fanclub), you’re safe from popping up in someone’s search. The feature will be rolling out slowly (first just to beta testers, then to just Facebook users in the U.S.), but eventually, will be available to everyone to use.

Start hiding information accordingly…

Facecream

Facebook Ice cream

The creamy popsicle is shaped like the Facebook logo, and features the blue icing to match.

Suck On It

Ever since you went public with your Facebook account, your friend list has been multiplying faster than your bank account (is that even possible?). Between the Super Model contingent and Women Olympic Volley Ball teams, lady “friends” outnumber men 0 to 1. Let’s just say there aren’t enough hours in the day to “like” all the images in your feed. If you feel the need to lick something while you’re perusing your female fan base, suck on a Facecream ‘sicle. The creamy popsicle is shaped like the Facebook logo, and features the blue icing to match. Just don’t let it drip on your keyboard, or you’ll have a sticky mess to clean up after you’re finished.

The Electric DeLorean

The Electric DeLorean

The Electric DeLorean

Just When You Thought The DeLorean Couldn’t Get Any Cooler

If the DeLorean really could travel through time (and according to the last round table discussion you had with Stephen Hawking and “Doc” Emmett Brown, it could), theoretically, couldn’t it go to the future and modify itself accordingly? Say…get an electric drivetrain? It could. And it did. Introducing The Electric DeLorean. (You can pause for a moment here if your mind was just blown. We’ll wait.) Outfitted with a 400 volt AC induction liquid-cooled electric motor, this puppy’s got 360 lb/ft of torque and 260 hp @ 5,000-6,000 rpm. Its Flux Power (not kidding) LIfePO4 battery has advanced control systems, with a 3.5 hour charge time from completely empty to full using the DMCev Smart Charging Solution at 240 Volts and 70 Amps, and a single charge gets you 100+ miles of city driving. As for speed, it goes from 0-60mph in 4.9 seconds and tops out at 125 mph—far more than the 88 mph you need to take you, Doc and Steve back to the future—with more than enough time to buy Facebook stock.