Air Mail With Some Oomph
So the fighter jet pilot thing didn’t really work out (damn you Iceman, you made it look so EASY). But no “government orders” or “dishonorable discharge” can keep you from flying these puppies in the comfort of your own home, office or local playground (you have a lot of time on your hands since “the incident”). The Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit ($51.00) helps transform ordinary paper planes into wicked flying machines…well, for at least 30 seconds. Just affix the clip to the front and the propeller to the back, charge it up for 20 seconds and let ‘er rip. Your aircraft should fly for about 30 seconds, which sadly, just about measures up to your Navy career. But don’t worry, we’ll still call you Maverick if you want.