Skull-Handle Umbrella

Skull-Handle Umbrella By Alexander McQueen

Rain, Rain, Bring It On!

If you’re anything like the Diddy (which, obviously, you are) you probably have someone on your payroll to carry your umbrella. But this menacing piece of artwork from Alexander McQueen is one you’ll want to wield yourself. Bring the slightly evil Skull-Handle Umbrella ($850) to board meetings or your floor seats during playoffs and let the chilling effigy do the talking. As an added plus, the sculpted brass skull-handled umbrella will look like a cane when folded up in its carrying case. If hip-hop culture has taught us anything it’s that there’s nothing more badass than packing a cane. Welcome to the thug life, brother.