Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just You?
You’ve already got the AK47 Zen Fireplace (aka “panty-dropper”) outside, now you need something as sleek and sensual inside. Enter Dyson Hot ($360)–a fan heater that can heat a whole room faster than any other. Fortunately for you, there are no fast-spinning blades or visible heating elements that might catch an airborne article of clothing. But if things really do get crazy, there is an automatic cut out switch that turns off the heating plates when the unit gets tipped over. Because you do NOT want to repeat what happened in Aspen last year.
Clearing The Air
Like the Women’s Swedish Volleyball Team keeps telling you over and over, your body is a temple. So the air you breathe should be… temple-worthy. You need Rabbit Air’s BioGS Ultra Quiet HEPA Air Purifier ($400). Besides having a ridiculously long name, the Rabbit Air BioGS Ultra Quiet HEPA Air Purifier has a filtration system that ranks among the highest in quality and efficiency, and successfully removes a long list of nasties you don’t want to be inhaling, like dust, mold, fungus, bacteria, pollen, pet hair, dust mites, allergens, tobacco smoke, dander, cooking odors, exhaust gas… need we go on? Do your temple a favor and hop to it. Greta wants you in tip-top condition.