I Predict…Pom Pom

You’ve defeated numerous villains in their secret frozen lairs. You once killed a bear with your bare hands in Siberia on a Sunday. You’ve even jogged the perimeter of Alaska, just for fun. And now I ask you: what do you wear on your head? The answer is simple—you honor the greatest fighter of all time by wearing the awesome Undefeated Rocky Italian Stallion Pom Pom Beanie. ($32.00) This 100% acrylic beanie says, “I’m a badass with a warm head. Like my Pom Pom?” It’s more fashionable than a ski mask and it’s not what the super villains are expecting. Now go pull a Luke Skywalker and crawl inside the dead bear to keep warm for the night. That totally works.