“I Am Your Father”
Ever since your drunken American Idol audition from college surfaced on Youtube, you haven’t gotten as much respect around the office. Break out the Star Wars Darth Vader Voice Changer ($39) and you’ll command everyone’s attention again. The Darth Vader Voice Changer features real electronic breathing sounds and phrases from the Star Wars movies. You can adjust the pitch of your own voice to sound exactly like Lord Vader himself. The Changer includes a realistic life-size Darth Vader helmet and chest plate with adjustable straps for a comfortable fit. You’ll have everyone on edge (especially Luke from accounting) when you call them into your office. We’re pretty sure that “Love is A Battlefield” would even sound menacing in this thing, but resist the temptation to try it.