If there’s anything you like to keep more manicured than your body hair, it’s your girlfriend’s body hair. But the greens on your golf course are a close second. And the Segway x2 Golf ($8,500) helps keep that course meticulous, while adding a nice little dollop of fun. The x2 Golf was designed specifically for the links, with extra wide tires, a range of 14 miles (that should cover all 36 holes), plus a special Golf Bag Carrier Attachment, and Scorecard Holder, to keep your scorecard, balls and tees at the quick and ready. Last one to wheel to the clubhouse is a rotten egg!