Now, That’s What I Call a Big Wheel
As the guests at your last Off-White Party pointed out, it’s a long walk from your stables to the grotto. And even further to the Penguin Sanctuary. You need a quick way to get around in style. Might we suggest the Penny Farthing ($807) Also called a Hi Wheel, this sophisticated classic (and we do mean classic) cycle from another era is perfect to help you stand out head and shoulders above the rest. Quite literally. Sure, mounting requires some skill, but that’s always been your forte. As an added bonus, your enhanced visibility will help you keep an eye on those frisky giraffes occupying the South cabana.