Rise Above It
So you’re boating around the Jersey shore and come across an old fishing net full of guido debris: a gym bag, some lube, and a broken tanning bed. Without time to go around it, you’re forced to charge through it. In the Flying Hovercraft ($190,000) from Hammacher Schlemmer, you could simply fly over it and reduce the risk of catching an STD. The bright yellow amphibious and airborne vehicle features a 130 horsepower twin-cylinder, liquid cooled engine and can hit speeds of up to 70 miles an hour. The craft can take to the air in short bursts and reach heights of fifty feet above the water, sand, mud, grass, swamp, or snow. Capable of traveling 160 miles on one tank, the flying hovercraft can accommodate up to three passengers with a combined weight of no more than 600 pounds. So you’ll want to leave Snooki on shore.