Fender ’57 Champ

Fender ’57 Champ

Posted By H&H in Gadgets, Music

Fender ’57 Champ

Shred Like It’s 1957

Before your incredible athleticism and Menses score landed you a full ride at the Ivy League school of your choice, you were on the fast track to rock stardom. Your YouTube cover of “Satisfaction” had more than a million hits, your coffee shop gigs were selling out, and you had more than a few groupies on booty call speed dial. If only you’d had the iconic Fender ’57 Champ ($999) amp, you might have stuck with the rockstar thing, and told Dartmouth to go scratch. This hand-wired recreation is known for its great sounding, low-output, easy-to-record capabilities. The rich tone and touch sensitive response made it popular with rock legends like Johnny Cash, Eric Clapton, and Keith Richards. We’re sure that if you had stuck with it, you’d have been backstage at the Grammys rubbing elbows with rock royalty. Sigh. Guess you’ll just have to settle with actual royalty now.

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Handpresso Auto

Handpresso Auto

Posted By H&H in Appliances, Living

Handpresso Auto

In-dash Barista

Your car can already heat your bum, parallel park itself, shoot video, recommend restaurants and navigate your every whim. Isn’t it about time it made your coffee too? Now it can. Just plug the Handpresso Auto ($195) espresso machine into the cigarette lighter, add Antipodes or Glace Rare Iceberg Water (if you’re feeling particularly fancy), and a coffee pod of your choice, then wait for three beeps and poof! Your drink is up! Enjoy your hot creamy espresso right from the driver’s seat and savor a nice long sip of smug as you pass by all the shmucks lined up at the Starbucks Drive-Thru.

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Motorized Monocycle

Motorized Monocycle

Posted By H&H in Recreational, Rides

Motorized Monocycle

Freewheeling

Anyone who came from a small town remembers spending Friday nights huddled around a keg in the woods in front of headlights, cow tipping, or rolling down a hill in a tractor tire (or so you hear). While we can’t speak to the former, we’d like to present you with an upgrade to the latter. The Motorized Monocycle ($13,000) races over grass and pavement at speeds up to 25 MPH. While you may have reached that speed in a tractor tire, you no doubt lost your lunch and your wits doing so. It’s powered by a 31 cc, four-stroke 11/2 –hp engine that operates a centrifugal clutch on the inner steel frame that engages the 67″ diameter outer rubber-tired flywheel. Simply balance yourself like you would on a bike as you accelerate and lean from side to side to steer. For the price of a small economy car you can take this monocycle masterpiece back to your ten-year reunion and show those hicks how it’s done. Yeehaw!

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Qatar 2022 World Cup Stadium

Qatar 2022 World Cup Stadium

Posted By H&H in Entertainment, Sporting

Qatar 2022 World Cup Stadium

Are You Ready For Some Football?

Despite what your cable company wants you to believe, soccer or “football” is in fact the most popular sport in the world. And while you can’t find a match on one of your 800+ channels here in the states, the international community has been campaigning ferociously to host the FIFA World Cup in 2022. Against huge odds, the Arab country of Qatar won and will start building the incredible feats of architecture it promised in the bid, with the Qatar 2022 World Cup Stadium. The five proposed stadiums will employ cooling technology that converts solar energy into electricity, taking 120-degree temps down to 65 degrees F. Designs for the five stadiums each boast a different distinctive feature, inspired by a specific element of Qatari culture and tradition, plus a specially designed membrane to present current match footage, updates and tournament information, or an entrance linked to the Qatar-Bahrain Friendship Bridge, which is set to be the longest free-standing bridge in the world. Suddenly footie sounds rather sexy, no?

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Balla Powder

Balla Powder

Posted By H&H in Body, Clean

Balla Powder

Schweddy Balls

With summer just around the corner it’s time to stock up on staples for your sack. Whether it’s two-a-days at the gym or an African safari on the itinerary, Balla Powder ($14.00) will keep the boys downstairs fresh and dry. Simply sprinkle into your hand and apply to your man bits for a dry and comfortable feeling. Available in Original, Fragrance-Free and Tingle Formula. Your girlfriend will thank you.

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