A Little Dab Will Do Ya
If Van Gogh had a shave cream, the Dutch painter with a weakness for Absinthe (and a really close shave), would no doubt lather up with Korres Absinthe Shave Cream ($30.00). The rich non-foaming shave cream is formulated with a low pH level that prevents dryness and is packed full of essential oils like aloe, jojoba, and Vitamin E to hydrate the skin and protect it from visible signs of aging. Just don’t drink it or you might accidentally lop off an ear lobe too.
Duc-iesel
A guy as powerful and physically attractive as you should have a bike to match. The Italian fashion house that’s filled your closet all these years has partnered with its motorcycle countrymen to create the Ducati Monster Diesel Edition ($upon request). The “urban military chic” version of the Monster 1100 EVO has Ducati’s standard black Trellis frame, wheels and engine covers with Diesel’s trademark matte green paint job. The front brake calipers are finished in bright yellow and a diesel logo is stitched on the leather seat. In addition to the coordinating biker clothing line being released simultaneously, you can complete the look with the Diesel helmet. You’ve got to keep that handsome mug protected after all.
Foodie Crack
After years of globetrotting you’ve come to appreciate a good foie gras as much as a well-dressed street taco. But you’d be lying if you said every meal on the road was five stars. A sophisticated palate like yours has grown accustomed to certain flavor profiles and if you refused to eat every time something lacked flavor or had too much of a bad one, you’d waste away to nothing. Now you can smuggle in your favorite herbs and spices with the Mobile Foodie Survival Kit ($26.00). This little kit packs 13 organic herbs and spices like basil, curry, dill, garlic, wasabi, and soy sauce in a portable tube small enough to fit in your Fluent Stash. You’ll be glad you’ve got it when you’re stuck in DFW for a layover and the only thing available for purchase is a day-old roast beef sandwich.
Add A Little More Beer To That Bass
When you’re not blowing up the stage with your amazing guitar licks, you’re signing autographs or posing for magazine cover shots. When does a rock god have time to enjoy a nice cold one? If you had the Marshall Amp Fridge ($upon request), it would be easy to take a swig between sets. The Marshall Fridge is a replica of rock’s best-known amp that goes all the way to 11 (a la Spinal Tap). The mini-fridge will hold 4.4 cubic-feet of your favorite food and beverages, while blending in with the rest of your gear. Turn it up to eleven and make Nigel proud!
On The Rocks
While summering in the south of France you became accustomed to drinking the sacred spring water from Lourdes. The locals claim it has healing powers and, while you’ve never had any illness or injury to cure, you like to drink it just in case. Since you can’t relocate the sacred spring back to your loft (there’s no way to accommodate all those zealous pilgrims), you’ll need an alternative water source. The Charcoal Water Pitcher ($105) purifies and deodorizes with Japanese Iouseki Stones and Binchotan charcoal to produce clean, mineral-rich and odor free water. The 30 oz. pitcher is constructed from glass and stainless steel. The stones and charcoal will last up to six months, which should cover you until you head back to France.
