Your high school voted you most likely to survive on a deserted island. Your MacGyver skills and outdoor survival techniques are unmatched. Let’s be honest, you could run circles around Bear Grylls if given the chance. Especially now that Bear is giving up his trade secrets, and collaborating with Gerber to create the machete of all machetes. The Gerber Bear Grylls Survival Series Parange ($20.00) is a modern version of a tribesman machete with an angled blade ideal for clearing brush, branches, or vines. Its heavy, 9.3-inch blade is ideal for jungle locales, and we’re told it’s quite sharp, so be sure to pack it along with your Leather Band-Aids for that upcoming heli drop into to the Amazon.