Lock It Up
As the longest-standing (and most dashing) member of your local Mensa chapter, and a Sudoku Master (Level Infinity), you like to keep your skills sharp and your mind sharper. What better way to exercise your brain than solving a maze every time you leave your house? The Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock ($50.00) is a chain style door lock with an 8-inch chain you have to guide through a labyrinth of grooves along its faceplate to gain freedom. Made of 100% Titanium Alloy, this test of skill and patience has been tested to 700 lbs. of force, so any attempts to strong-arm it open will be futile. Lucky for you, Jedi mind tricks are also a viable option.