Chopp’n Broccoli
While you may not be the tinkering around the garage with a workbench type (those who don’t “do,” hire out), you do know your way around the kitchen. A man that can cook can get laid, and here’s a tool to aid you in that endeavor. The Curtis Stone Workbench Cutting Board ($220) is one part cutting board and one part food storage unit, with a waste disposal drawer to boot. Made from an Australian grown Victorian ash wood (from an eco-sustainable plantation), the durable slab can handle anything your knife dishes out. Three stainless steel measuring cups come included with the board, along with an additional steel scoop and a handy waste disposal drawer. When that’s full, simply pull it out and dump the contents in the trash. It’s on the larger side (you can relate to that), so if you don’t have storage in your kitchen you’ll have to work around it when you find yourself engaging in a bout of spontaneous counter sex.
