The Iceman Crusheth
If you’re going to be a Banana Daiquiri guy, you’re gonna have to overcompensate somewhere. The Bugatti Vela 400-Watt Blender ($180) has all the power and testosterone you need, with style to boot. Its conical shape not only looks good, it allows food and ice to move about freely, even when you add things into the top, for perfect blending every time. Its 18/10 high quality, solid steel blades conquer ice like Godzilla in Tokyo, with the power of 400 Watts. Add three speed control settings, pulsation, a 1.5 liter jar with measuring marks and a non drip sprout, and you’ve got yourself one lean, mean blending machine. Umbrellas sold separately (and we strongly urge you to rethink those.)









