The Watermelon Keg Kit

Tap That Melon

William Shakespeare once wrote, “Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon ‘em.” And does not a watermelon deserve to be great? To be elevated above a mere fruit and serve a higher purpose—perhaps to serve drinks? That dream can become a watermelon’s reality with The Watermelon Keg Kit ($19.99).

It’s got everything you need to turn a regular old watermelon into a party-friendly drink dispenser. Just hollow out the watermelon, stick in the shank and faucet, and voila—instant keg. The easy-to-use keg kit also works with pumpkins, and Halloween is-a-coming.