Tap That Melon
William Shakespeare once wrote, “Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon ‘em.” And does not a watermelon deserve to be great? To be elevated above a mere fruit and serve a higher purpose—perhaps to serve drinks? That dream can become a watermelon’s reality with The Watermelon Keg Kit ($19.99).
It’s got everything you need to turn a regular old watermelon into a party-friendly drink dispenser. Just hollow out the watermelon, stick in the shank and faucet, and voila—instant keg. The easy-to-use keg kit also works with pumpkins, and Halloween is-a-coming.