The Man Can

The Man Can Can.

If Chuck Norris were to design a line of men’s toiletries, we’re pretty sure it would look something like this. The Man Can ($58.00), by not-actually Chuck Norris, but Plum Island Soap Company, packages everything you need to shine up like a new penny in this manly-looking paint can packaging.

Once you pry it open with the (included) can opener, you’ll find 1 bar of Manly Soap, shaving gel, after shower oil, 1 really scratchy body mitt and a bar of Fisherman’s Hand Butter. With all that manly, soapy goodness, we’re confident that no matter how dirty you get, The Man Can can fix it.