Stelton Pure Black Knives

Knives For Ninjas

If a ninja were to slice himself up a nice apple for an afternoon snack, we're guessing he'd use these. The Stelton Pure Black Knives ($400) are elegant, masculine and totally awesome. Forged from a single piece of stainless chromium steel, the handle morphs seamlessly into the blade, perfecting its ergonomic design. Its matte black coating provides a Super Kung-Fu grip as you slice and dice your way towards dinner. Available as small and large chef's knives and a bread knife, these Stelton blades are a must-have in a manly kitchen. Did we mention they're also quite slimming?