When I Dip, You Dip, We Dip
Ketchup is kind of like your collection of rare diamonds–you want to smother everything in it. Thankfully, some esteemed gentlemen have created Sir Kensington’s Classic Scooping Ketchup ($5.00) so you can do just that (with the ketchup, not the diamonds). Its cleverly designed wide mouth jar allows you to dip whatever you want–fries, bacon burgers made with your Stuffed Hamburger Press, all ten of your fingers–directly into the jar to smother said object in delicious, ketchupy goodness. This gourmet condiment is made in small batches in Maine, from domestically-sourced whole pear tomatoes, apple cider vinegar and all-natural sweeteners. This makes it healthier than your typical sugar-heavy ketchups, which is a nice consolation when you find yourself cutting out the middleman and chugging directly from the jar.