Ron de Jeremy Rum

The Next BIG Thing In Rum

This is gonna be big. But you already knew that, right? Right. Introducing the “Adult Rum” that needs no introduction–Ron de Jeremy Rum ($30.00). This exceptionally well-balanced, 7-year old rum hails from Panama, and has a light amber color, with attractive copper undertones. The mastermind behind this high-end rum is 72-year old master distiller Francisco "Don Pancho" Fernandez, who hand-crafts this dark rum himself, before it’s aged in oak for seven years, resulting in a rich, smooth flavor with hints of vanilla, sugarcane, fruit, and spices.  The finish is long and smooth (that’s what she said). Sip on its own or mix with coke at your next orgy. We mean party.