8-Bit Pale Ale

Geek Out, Drink Up

Most women might think that if you’re old enough to drink, you should be too mature to drink video game-themed beer. To them we say, “P-shaw! Girls are stupider than boys.” Stand your ground and pop open a can of 8-Bit Pale Ale ($8.00), produced by Tallgrass Brewing. According to said brewers, this beer’s got a “unique, tropical, almost melon aroma,” thanks to its Australian-grown Galaxy Hops. Plus the label is awesome and has a thirsty Pac-man on the side, which is obviously super cool. If your girlfriend doesn’t agree, well, you just tell her…she’s stupider too.