OMFG UR APT IZ ON F’ING FIRE!
Considering all the useless texts that habitually interrupt your daily dealings, it’s nice to know that now there’s actually an incredibly useful reason for texting. For example, when your home and all your earthly possessions within are about to burn to the ground. The Firetext Smoke Alarm ($140) can alert up to 4 recipients when it smells smoke, so even if you’re not at home, you can let the fire department know right quick to get those sirens blazing and whip out that hose. With photoelectric smoke detection, the Firetext Smoke Alarm is ideal at detecting even smoldering fires. It’s got a super loud siren, complies with all official standards, and works on a simple 9V Lithium battery. And of course, it’s got your number.