Yo, Joe!

The Real American Hero is back! (Settle down, Trump, we’re not talking to you.) The G.I. Joe Complete Series Collector’s Set ($150) neatly packs the most awesome part of your childhood all into one neat little foot locker.  That means 95 episodes on 17 DVD’s, complete with Bonus features, “Knowing is half the battle” PSA’s and 25 archival G.I. Joe commercials. The set also includes a collectible 60-page book, a 1GB “Dog Tag” flash drive, 2 G.I. Joe “Silent” Comics, Cobra rub-on tattoos and a printable script for “Jungle Trap” that you and your friends DEFINITELY won’t be acting out at your pizza party next Friday. Just in case anybody asks… BUY