As a budding philanthropist and a seasoned lover, you’ll appreciate Sir Richard’s Condoms. ($14.00) For every condom sold they’ll donate one to a developing country. The company’s mission to help prevent disease and address the third-world condom shortage fits nicely with your own personal agenda–helping the less fortunate and exercising your libido. Packaged in a colorful plaid, the collection includes Ultra Thin, Classic Ribbed, Pleasure Dots, and Extra Large. And if your John is as big as your heart, we all know which one you’ll be using.