I’m Huge In Eurasia
Your travels through bars, clubs, billiard rooms, dives, lounges, parlors, lido decks, country clubs and flat bed trucks has consistently taught you one thing–nobody parties like the Polish nobility partied. And now, thanks to Zubrowka Vodka ($24.00), you too can sip a taste of the good life. Zubrowka Vodka continues the 600-year-old tradition of infusing vodka with Bison Grass, a rare plant found in the Bialowieza region–aka the last primeval forest in Europe, aka home to Europe’s biggest remaining herd of bison. With a pale golden color, subtle herbaceous aromas, and a flavor that resembles vanilla or almond, Zubrowka is mellow and delicious. It’s also said to be an aphrodisiac and a potent agent of virility… which explains why these are the last remaining herds of bison on earth. Fertile bison-tested vodka? We’ll take a case. Did we say a case? We meant a palette. Yup, a truckload. Two truckloads should do it. Just gimme the name of the distributor.