From the great state that brought you Sarah Palin and White Fang (it’s ok to admit the 5th grade version of you cried like a baby), comes Alaska Smoked Salmon Flavored Vodka ($30.00). We were skeptical at first too, but then we remembered how much you love a good bagel and lox. Surely if you can eat salmon for breakfast you can enjoy it in your favorite alcohol too. At least in the morning. Made with glacier ice from Prince William Sound, the premium Vodka is then infused with the savory salmon flavor. Perfect for sipping on Bloody Marys while you keep an eye on Russia from your backyard.