Put A Lid On It
Back in your heyday you were the king of the keg stand. You could drink anyone under the table, and had the Greek letters to prove it. In those good ole days, there was never any reason to worry about your leftover beer getting roofied or going flat. These days, things are a little different. These days (sometimes), you might (sometimes) need a Beer Saver ($10.00). Made of food-safe silicone, these durable stretchy bottle caps come in six different colors, so you can cap your bottle if you step out take a (booty) call, and later you can easily identify which beer is yours. Not that we condone leaving a trail of floaters in your wake, but you have to admit that nothing would be worse than taking a swig of the warm backwash from the tool on the stool next to you.
