Archive for the ‘Living’ Category

Light-Light Floating Lamp

Light-Light Floating Lamp

Light-Light Floating Lamp

Magic Lamp

You’ve always been great at illusions… making Danika’s panties disappear the last time Natalia stopped over, pulling your shoulder in and out of its socket, and being the first to identify the flying unicorn in the stereogram poster at the mall. The Light-Light Floating Lamp ($1,300) appears to be an illusion too, but upon closer inspection you’ll find the top actually IS floating above the base. The levitation is made possible by electromagnets and a sophisticated control system. The lower part of the lamp houses a ring of LEDs that reflect off the suspended mirror above to light up the room. The gravity-defying light piece is available in either Silhouette or Eclipse models. We’re sure both Danika and Natalia will be thoroughly impressed.

Zeus Letter Knife

Zeus Letter Knife

Zeus Letter Knife

Rip It Like Zeus

With all your recent publicity (saving the beached whale on your trip to New Zealand, snowshoeing across Alaska for your indigenous children’s charity, and stealing the competitive eating championship), you’ve experienced a surge in your already steady flow of fan mail. If you or your assistant want to tackle it with a vengeance, the Zeus Letter Knife ($205) is up to the challenge. Use the solid silver or plated brass-lightening bolt to tear through your piles of praise like Zeus himself. We trust that embodying a Greek god won’t be much of a stretch for you.

People People Invisible Speaker

People People Invisible Speaker

People People Invisible Speaker

The Music Is IN The Speakers

Your monthly excursions to Vegas, while having a positive effect on your immune system (what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right?), have also had a curious effect on your musical taste, i.e. your burgeoning fondness for Celine Dion. Therefore, you demand only the best speakers to crank out the voice of that angel. People People Invisible Speakers ($TBA) deliver clear sounding music from equally clear speakers. Their transparent design helps them blend into any room in your house, and the speakers come with a small wifi antenna that can easily connect with your computer or Smartphone. People People Invisible Speakers (that’s fun to say) can also play music from your old stereos, or even vinyl equipment. So bust open your Atocha Record Cabinet, grab that Celine by the vinyl and warn the neighbors they’re about to hear a whole lot of “Where Does My Heart Beat Now.”

All-Season Heated Chair

All-Season Heated Chair

All-Season Heated Chair

Warm Your Buns

As you learned during last year’s safari for the Big Five Game (that’s the lion, African elephant, cape buffalo, leopard and rhino), African nights can get cold, especially on your tookus. And a cold tookus is no fun for anyone. Next time, heat your seat with a Chaheati All-Season Heated Chair ($90.00). This durable camping chair is rigged with a soft, pliable ultra-thin heating element that’s powered by a rechargeable lithium-ion battery. It heats rapidly in just 10 to 20 seconds, and comes with four heat settings, for up to six hours of warm, toasty goodness. You can even recharge the battery in your Earth Roamer. We’d like to see a cape buffalo try and beat that.

Camp Chef Outdoor Oven

Camp Chef Outdoor Oven

Camp Chef Outdoor Oven

Campfire, Shmampfire

Imagine this: you’re deep in the midst of the Peruvian rainforest. For days, it’s just been you and your trusty Gerber Bear Grylls Survival Series Parange, hacking through the brush and keeping the jaguars, swamp crocodiles and three-toed sloths at bay. Your only sustenance: some leftover beef jerky and whatever you can kill. Now, we ask you: wouldn’t some nice blueberry muffins really hit the spot right about now? Well, if you remembered to pack your Camp Chef Outdoor Oven ($193), your blueberry wish can come true. Powered by propane, this badboy features over 14,000 total BTU’s, with 2 stove burners and a fully functional oven that hits 400 degrees. At only 35 lbs, its folding lid and carrying handles make it the perfect companion for your next foray into the forest. Just be sure to keep your machete handy—the smell of freshly baked goods MAY or may not attract a wild animal or two. But we’d say one bite of hot, muffin-y goodness would make any impending mauling totally worth it.