Shoot Chute
Normally, your butler (or at the very least, your live-in Kato Kaelin) is there to retrieve your rebounds, however your new 5am workout regime has recently left you on the court by your lonesome. So you should check out the SKLZ Shoot-Around ($30.00) basketball return chute. Simply attach it to the rim and every shot you hit (which come on, is 99.9% of the time) will come right back to you, saving your precious energy for your afternoon squash set with Caroline Kennedy. It features a 180-degree rotation system so you can practice from any position on the court. Between this and your Spalding Neverflat Basketball, your game will be completely Lin-sane.






