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Autobot Transformer Ukulele

Autobot Transformer Ukulele

Autobot Transformer Ukulele

More Than Meets the Eye

If you’re like us, you’re always looking for new ways to antagonize the Decepticons. Fresh from the musical markets of the planet Cybertron comes the amazing Autobot Transformer Ukulele. ($550) It transforms you from a mild-mannered ukulele player to an awesome living tribute to the greatest shape-changing robots of all time. Rumor has it, Optimus Prime has three in his living room. Fret board, bridge and tailpiece are ipe (it’s a wood) and the neck and body are maple. Play this bad boy at your own risk of retribution from Megatron. Even though we’re pretty sure you could take him.

Hoerboard Scomber Mix DJ Stand

Hoerboard Scomber Mix DJ Stand

Hoerboard Scomber Mix DJ Stand

Two Turntables And A Microphone

DJ Paulie D may have the reality show “cred” but he’s got nothing on your skills. Shouldn’t you have a DJ station as sick as your last set? The Hoerboard Scomber Mix ($1800) is a 2-unit DJ booth designed to make all your turntables, CD-players and mixers fit perfectly into one incredibly sexy looking workstation. The top deck is made from CNC-designed MDF material and is fixed to a laser-cut powder-coated steel support, both available in several glossy or matte colors. All power cables are invisibly integrated into the body and all connections are placed underneath the desk, for easy connection to local audio systems. Let’s get this party started, minus the 43 gallons of hair gel and oompa loompa-like skin.

Fox 75th Anniversary Collection

Fox 75th Anniversary Collection

Fox 75th Anniversary Collection

The Last Movie Collection You’ll Ever Need

As your vast collection of colognes, body mists, and eau de toilettes illustrates quite nicely, you never know what you’ll be in the mood for on any given day. Turns out, same goes for movies. Luckily, The Twentieth Century Fox 75th Anniversary Gift Set ($390) has you covered. Looking for a little snuggle time? Grab your favorite lady and throw in Alien or The Omen. She’ll cling to you for dear life. Need a good chuckle? You’ve got There’s Something About Mary, Raising Arizona, or Rocky Horror Picture Show. In the mood to triumph over evil yet again? How about The French Connection, Star Wars or The Devil Wears Prada? This 75-film, three-volume set is chock-full of Academy Award® winners and box office hits. Each volume covers 25 years of the studio’s excellence in movie making complete with a hard cover book filled with fascinating details about creating films with some of the greatest movie stars and directors of all time. Just fire up your EasyPop Plus Flavored Popcorn Maker and you’re good to go. BUY

It Might Get Loud

It Might Get Loud

It Might Get Loud

Guitar Heroes

No, this movie doesn’t follow your rise to domination of Guitar Hero: Van Halen (though we hear that might be out next summer). This film “It Might Get Loud” ($22.00) is about the electric guitar from the point of view of three rock legends: Jimmy Page, The Edge, and Jack White. Directed by Davis Guggenheim (An Inconvenient Truth), the documentary follows three generations of rock gods (Page is in his 60’s, The Edge his late 40’s, White his mid-30’s) around for over a year, giving the audience a backstage pass to their individual lives, past and present. The film culminates when all three take to the same Hollywood sound stage for a jam session that includes all three on slide guitars doing Zep’s “In My Time of Dying” and the Band’s classic hit “The Weight.” Incredibly entertaining stuff for the guitar lover and music lover alike (not to detract at all from your “Hot For Teacher” performance, which of course, is entertaining in its own right). BUY

Mission Power Grip & Court Grip

Mission Power Grip & Court Grip

Mission Power Grip & Court Grip

Sticky Court Advantage

Genetically, you already have an incredible advantage over other athletes, what with your blinding speed, rippling physique and freakishly overdeveloped brain. But as any true competitor knows, if there’s a way to gain even more of an advantage over your opponent, you owe it to your game to take it. That’s why you should stock up now on Mission Power Grip & Court Grip. ($165.00) It’s a proprietary formula designed to give you greater traction on indoor court sports, reducing court slippage and allowing you to make quicker hot moves, be more explosive, and never have to worry about dusty, worn-out, less than stellar court conditions. Have we mentioned that it’s endorsed by Dwayne Wade? It’s clearly the only reason he beat you at one-on-one last week. BUY