First Line Of Defense
You, Jim Morrison, Mr. T, Shakespeare, Hemingway, Chuck Norris, Teen Wolf, and Jesus. All dudes with beards. While the beard doesn’t make the man, we shudder to think what life would be like if you and your comrades didn’t have the cojones to grow one. As you know, the more testosterone the thicker the beard, and the thicker the beard the harder to shave. Dermalogica Pre-Shave Guard ($19.00) shields and preps the skin for shaving to minimize razor burn and bumps. The white paste comes in a tube resembling a deodorant stick that smells like Vicks VapoRub and softens your beard without the high-alkaline ingredients that can aggravate and dry skin. There’s nothing like a smooth Adam’s Apple set against a nicely shorn beard to command attention. Just ask Jesus.