Immersive Labs has developed facial detection software for digital billboards that can measure the age range, gender and attention-level of a passer-by
Turning heads when you walk down the street is nothing new. A mug like yours is hard to miss. But now that handsome face is going to attract some extra attention on the sidewalk. Immersive Labs has developed facial detection software for digital billboards that can measure the age range, gender and attention-level of a passer-by. They can even tailor ads based on your features, so don’t be surprised when you start seeing ads for things like Persol Roadster Sunglasses, Nub Cigars, and Sir Richard’s Condoms. Even Madison Ave can recognize a catch when they see one.
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