Aquaria Grande Floating Balcony Pools
Let’s Take A Dip
With the no compete clause almost expired with your last company, you’ve been flirting with the idea of snatching up the burgeoning business opportunities Mumbai has to offer. But there was no real compelling reason (aside from an endless supply of Chicken Tikki Masala) to relocate there. Until now. Check out the new Mumbai Apartment complex The Aquaria Grande, with its Floating Balcony Pools. Designed by Hong Kong architect James Law, the plans for this incredible 37-story dream residence actually have swimming pools in the place of balconies. It may just be the single most perfect way to meet new neighbors—pop open a case of Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ales (they really complement the TIkki flavor) and try out all the settings on your Kodak Waterproof Video Camera. Now there’s a party.
Gunvault Minivault Biometric Gun Safe
Lock Up Your Glock
As a secret agent involved in…that thing with that government agency…you’re accustomed to using Biometrics—fingerprinting, retinal scans, voice recognition—to gain access to places as mundane as the cafeteria (it can get downright intense on Jamaican Beef Patty Day). Take that kind of security clearance home with you with the Gunvault Minivault Biometric Gun Safe ($208). The Gunvault uses a high-performance algorithm to achieve quick recognition of up to 30 enrolled fingerprints to safeguard access to the safe. The high strength lock is virtually unbreakable, and its precise fittings make it virtually impossible to pry open by force. Choose from over 12 million access codes, with auto feedback that instantly confirms correct keypad entries, and blocks access after a string of invalid entries. It’s the perfect safe, secure hiding spot for your Doubletap Tactical Pocket Pistol, Jagdkommando Tri-Dagger Knife, or that extra Jamaican Beef Patty you’re saving for later.