Jaybird SB2 Sportsband Headphones
If it sounds good, and it looks good, then logic tells you—it must be good. Introducing the undeniably good Jaybird SB2 Sportsband Headphones ($80.00). These wireless, Bluetooth headphones have a touch of 80’s nostalgia with a sleek, modern twist, available in a plethora of cool colors. It’s equipped with an apt-X on board, which basically ups the ante of Bluetooth music quality, adding depth, bass and treble, and elevating the listening experience to that of CD quality output. With these JayBirds, you can control Play, Pause, Next and Back with a few simple taps on your headphones, plus take calls with the push of a button. And the coolest part? JayBirds come with (as far as we know) the only Lifetime Warranty Against Sweat on the planet. Which will come in handy once you start pumping those sweet 80’s jams.
LayerNation El Tirador Shot Dispenser
Shoot To Win
Shooting apples off of someone’s head is child’s play for a marksman like you (you moved on to pomegranate seeds years ago), but we’re not talking about sportsman shooting—we’re talking party shots. LayerNation’s El Tirador Shot Dispenser is a cocktail dispenser that can make up to four layered cocktails within 20 seconds, so you can ensure that Ana, Maria, Sofia and Alicia can all get their Purple Woo Woos in a timely fashion. Oh, and incidentally, “El Tirador” is Spanish for “The Shooter,” which, clearly, you already knew from your Magic Mike days in Barcelona.
The Electric DeLorean
Just When You Thought The DeLorean Couldn’t Get Any Cooler
If the DeLorean really could travel through time (and according to the last round table discussion you had with Stephen Hawking and “Doc” Emmett Brown, it could), theoretically, couldn’t it go to the future and modify itself accordingly? Say…get an electric drivetrain? It could. And it did. Introducing The Electric DeLorean. (You can pause for a moment here if your mind was just blown. We’ll wait.) Outfitted with a 400 volt AC induction liquid-cooled electric motor, this puppy’s got 360 lb/ft of torque and 260 hp @ 5,000-6,000 rpm. Its Flux Power (not kidding) LIfePO4 battery has advanced control systems, with a 3.5 hour charge time from completely empty to full using the DMCev Smart Charging Solution at 240 Volts and 70 Amps, and a single charge gets you 100+ miles of city driving. As for speed, it goes from 0-60mph in 4.9 seconds and tops out at 125 mph—far more than the 88 mph you need to take you, Doc and Steve back to the future—with more than enough time to buy Facebook stock.