Argo 8×8 750HDi Amphibious Vehicle
Getting Around Your New Island
The ink is barely dry on the deed to your private island, and even though your home and waterslide park haven’t been built yet, you’re itching to get out there and explore. The only problem? Your team of builders haven’t cleared the swamps yet. But don’t fret! The Argo 8×8 750HDi Amphibious Vehicle can get you wherever you need to go. These completely amphibious 6 or 8 wheel-drive badboys (depending on the model) can power through mud, across lakes and ponds, even over deep snow with an entire family of six (sure, your harem counts as family). Enjoy even torque to all eight tires thanks to Argo’s innovative triple differential ADRMIRAL steering transmission. What’s that mean to you? A smooth ride all around the island, and an ontime arrival to the sunset pigroast with the ladies. You always knew you liked amphibians.
Jacob & Co. Canary Diamond Square Cufflinks
Bling For Brosephs
As Diddy (probably) once said to J-Lo, “Why should the chicks get to wear all the bling?” Well, Puffy, or Diddy, or Sean John, or Mr. Combs, or whatever you want to be called, they shouldn’t. And now you can get in on the action too, with these stunners: Jacob & Co. Canary Diamond Square Cufflinks ($35,000.) 14k white gold surrounds 10.50 carats of dazzling canary diamonds, sure to outshine even the finest of arm candy. Its oval flip back closure keeps this bling right where it belongs—at the cuffs of your Hugo Boss. Tell J-Lo to step aside—you got the real booty right here.
Philips SpeechMike Air 3010
On The Dictation Tip
While recording notes for your latest memoirs, you often find it difficult to stand in one place, becoming most excitable while recounting your tales of defeating Somali pirates and negotiating fair trade coffee agreements in Sumatra. Now you can roam as free as your thoughts with the Philips SpeechMike Air 3010 ($500). This wireless microphone has a range of up to 32 feet, with easy to use, top-notch recording quality. Its intelligent design is completely secure, and works seamlessly with Dragon Medical and Dragon NaturallySpeaking software, allowing you to dictate to your heart’s content. So go on, pour your heart out—the world is waiting with bated breath to hear all about your modern-day swashbuckling ways.