What Would Darth Drink?
Picture it. You’re a Jedi knight. Things are going good. But then you fall to the dark side of the Force. Things are still pretty much ok. But you’re thirsty. Plain old clear water might do the trick, but you yearn for something more. Something darker. Something black. You need blk: Black Spring Water ($2.50). Blackened by fulvic trace minerals (not pure evil), which play a critical role in plant life, this stuff can also be helpful to humans, delivering powerful electrolytes, trace minerals, and a high pH without any artificial dyes or colorings, carbs, calories or sugar. Lemme hear you say, “blkkkkkkkkkk. I am your wa-tah.”











