BILL MURRAY: Knock, knock.
YOU: Who’s there?
BILL MURRAY: Bill Murray. I’m here to party.
YOU: Sweet. WTF took you so long?
Could it be true? Could this happen to you? The website Super Official News announced that this summer, Bill Murray might just come a-knockin’ on your door, ready to rock, as part of Bill Murray’s Party Crashing Tour. According to the site, it’s simple, really. All you need to do is throw a kickass party packed with alcohol and karaoke—easy peasy. Then hang a sheet or banner outside your house that reads “BILL MURRAY CAN CRASH HERE” in neat, legible letters—also easy, just get your personal assistant to do it. This will let Mr. Murray know he’s welcome. Then, just wait for Dr. Peter Venkman (aka Steve Zissou, aka Raleigh St. Clair) to show up thirsty and looking for action.
Sound too good to be true? That’s because it is. Sorry to report it, but Bill Murray’s Party Crashing Tour is nothing but a hoax. But it still might be a good idea to throw a karaoke-infused rager. Perhaps you should you and your assistant should practice your harmonies on the Ghostbusters theme song…it’s always a crowd-pleaser.











