The Universe At Your Fingertips
Ok, ok, maybe you can’t control the entire universe with this new gadget, but at the very least, you can control the universe in your immediate vicinity. Introducing the Genos Cyclops Universal Remote. It not only controls your entertainment, like your TV and gaming consoles, but its full keypad allows you to type a message to your friend and send it via X-Box. No word on whether or not it lets you control your 2Pac hologram, but we’re sure with a little tinkering, you can hear “California Love” whenever you like.
Got A Little Penguin In You?
While your resemblance to Batman is quite remarkable (the chiseled abs, the Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse, a butler named Alfred Pennyworth), sometimes it can’t hurt to have a little Mr. Penguin in you. Namely in the hands. These DarkFin Gloves ($25.00) will improve your performance in any water sport that involve propulsion and speed, which, let’s face it, are all the fun ones. The company uses superior materials, a confidential rubber-dipping process and follows a unique design, backed by 20 years of studying water sports and marine life. Give Alfred the night off and pick up a pair for Vicky Vale too—this could make hot tub Tuesdays that much more fun.