No Unicorns Were Harmed In The Making Of This Lip Balm
We know what you’re thinking. ANOTHER unicorn fart flavored item? ENOUGH already. Well, what can you do? When something’s delicious, it catches on. Supply and demand, kids. This Unicorn Farts Lip Balm ($4.00) tastes exactly as you’d expect—like spearmint and pink cotton candy (aka unicorn farts). It’s made of natural beeswax, unrefined cocoa butter, unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, grape seed oils, vitamin E and flavor oil, which combines into a creamy balm that will leave your lips soft and protected. So how do they get those magical beasts to produce all those magical farts? Magical beans, of course.
Your Sony Digital Recording Binoculars were entertaining, awesome and quite educational while you had them, but let’s just say they’ve been confiscated and leave it at that. Perhaps that was just the universe telling you to upgrade to the Eyeclops Night Vision 2.0 Binoculars ($85.00). Infrared technology lets you see in pitch blackness up to 50 feet away. Sneaky. They’ve also got dual-eye display, a comfortable, form-fitting visor, long range mode and stealth mode to make you all but invisible on your stake out. Let them try and catch you now. Bwahahahahaha…Uh…Ahem.
Baby Vegas, Baby
Between your Jackpot Slots iPad Station, your live-in Blackjack dealer, and the Siberian Tiger just chillin’ in your bedroom, your place is starting to feel a lot like Vegas. Why not just go for broke and add a Bellagio Desktop Fountain ($90.00)? Brando has created a mini version of those famous Bellagio fountains, with 24 jets that fire water up to an inch into the air, while a set of three blue LED lights create the perfect ambiance for your private watershow, which, by the way, can be synched to an audio source. Might we suggest a little Wayne Newton?